A premiere research university like Connecticut has a certain image to uphold, even when its Division I basketball team wins a national championship and the entire student body goes apeshit crazy overnight. At UConn, this video suggests, students join together to peacefully sing "We Are the Champions" and sway in the falling confetti. Who even needs a narc when the kids are so fun-loving?

Now, to the unsanctioned videos — in which a fire or two is lit:

A riot or two is held, a beer bottle is thrown, and the staties advance:

White boys breakdance:

And a car is nearly flipped:

UConn Today, from a different angle.

H/T Sportsfeeder