Although it isn't kickball and isn't bitchy in the least bit, this next overwrought email is a beauty. This one hails from the Rocky Mountains, where one 35-year-old man part-time subbed in for his his girlfriend's intramural softball team. He always took the games more seriously than most but after one-too-many obnoxious comments to his teammates and run-ins with the umpire, his fed up girlfriend walked out on him during the game. So he felt compelled to type up this heartbreakingly earnest apology for his embarrassing display to her and the entire team. Prepare to cringe.
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