There's a story on the Masters website about how Rory McIlroy and Jason Day set aside the "fun and frivolity" of "talking about random stuff, about Florida, jumping on Sea-Doos" during yesterday's round. Oh, those crazy kids.
Try as he might, but Jim Nantz can't force you to set aside the fun and frivolity of an open thread. This is America, even if an American ain't gonna win a big golf tournament today.
The Masters: American galleries search for a miracle [Belfast Telegraph]
Americans as scarce at top of leaderboard as McDonalds once were everywhere else [The Canadian Press]
Bo Van Pelt, Bubba Watson set the pace for Americans at Masters [Florida Times-Union]