About an hour and a half after the Brian Wilson Hair-Metal Birthday Extravaganza gallery was posted this time yesterday, tipster Kevin F. chimed in to say, "the beard's b-day has some nice pics, but the video from the baseball game the next day was better. The Machine streaks through the bleachers."

A quick glimpse at the schedule seems to indicate that the timeline might be a little off here. Wilson's birthday is March 16, and this doesn't look like it could be the March 17 night game against the Angels. More likely than not, it was the March 18 contest with the Los Angeles Dodgers.

However, Steel Panther's tour schedule had them in Scottsdale in February, so did the teased-out gentlemen make a special trip for Wilson's birthday? So very many questions, not the least of which is why did the Scottsdale narcs think that dressing in gimp regalia worthy of ejection and/or detainment? That's S&Mist.