We know you all were watching the Davos-Kloten game two days ago to see who could capture the David Aebischer Memorial Lucite Cylinder, who would be Micheline Calmy-Rey's sporting equivalent equivalent atop National League A.
What's that? You weren't? Well, anyway, HC Davos won, and champion Dino
Wieser picks up this Wal-Mart-seeming thing, after it's been filled with an empty beer can. Then he drops it.
There is no joy in Davos, at least not until Bono comes back.