Writes a tipster who probably should remain nameless for the sake of the rich-pal portion of his Rolodex, "My stupid ass friend at Yale decided to be a part of this video. They all seem to be pretty proud, so maybe ya'll can let 'em be heard on Deadspin."

Consider this your Easter present, tipster who lays in wait to publicly shame his stupid-ass friends when the time is right to do so. Jesus didn't wake up from a three-day coma for this.

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