Your Royal Wedding Open Thread

Right, so this is about to happen. Don't even pretend like you've above this, because you watch pro sports, and there's nothing less inherently important than pro sports. Also, David Beckham got an invite, so this is relevant.

Emma would like to direct you to this Kate Middleton Tumblr. Hickey is deeply concerned by the pre-wedding group fuckfest. I'm personally hoping for Harry to break out the Nazi gear again, or at the very least for Prince Phillip to say something really racist.

Also, go listen to Melvin in Milton Keynes.

But consider this your thread to a)talk about the Royal Wedding or b)make excuses for why you're awake, that ostensibly have nothing to do with watching the Royal Wedding. Be sure to brush up with Jezebel's full coverage, and if you're a gambling man, odds are below, courtesy of Bodog.com

Royal Wedding 2011 - What Color Hat will the Queen wear at the Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton?
Yellow 3/2
Blue 3/1
Pink 6/1
Purple 6/1
Apricot 13/2
Cream/Beige 7/1
Green 10/1
White 11/1
Brown 20/1
Orange 20/1
Red 20/1
Black 25/1
Grey 25/1

Royal Wedding 2011 - What Color will Kate Middleton's wedding dress be?
Ivory 2/3
White 5/2
Cream 4/1
Champagne 14/1
Pearl 20/1
Silver 30/1
Blue 50/1
Other Color 6/1

Royal Wedding 2011 - How long will the train measure on Kate Middleton's wedding dress?
Over/Under 10 Feet

Royal Wedding 2011 - Which of these guests will be seen crying during the ceremony?
Carole Middleton (Mother of Kate) 3/2
Philippa Middleton (Sister of Kate) 5/2
Michael Middleton (Father of Kate) 10/1
The Queen 12/1
Prince Harry 25/1
Prince Philip 25/1
Prince Charles 25/1

Royal Wedding 2011 - Will the Wedding Car break down on the way to Westminster Abbey?
Yes 50/1

Royal Wedding 2011 - At what time precisely will Kate Middleton arrive at Westminster Abbey?
Before 11am 11/4
11am to 11.05am 6/5
11.06am to 11.11am 3/1
11.12am or after 5/1

Royal Wedding 2011 - Will Prince Harry (Best Man) drop the Wedding Ring during the Ceremony?
Yes +2500 (25/1)

Royal Wedding 2011 - What color dress will Victoria Beckham wear to the Wedding?
Grey 5/2
Purple 3/1
Brown 5/1
Cream/Beige 5/1
Blue 7/1
White 7/1
Green 12/1
Red 12/1
Yellow 12/1
Pink 14/1
Any other color 4/1

Royal Wedding 2011 - Who will catch the wedding bouquet at the Royal Wedding?
Philippa Middleton 11/1
Chelsea Davy 15/1
Princess Beatrice 15/1
Princess Eugenie 15/1
Sarah Ferguson 25/1

Royal Wedding 2011 - Will Kate Middleton get the order of Prince William's names wrong during the vows?
Yes 20/1

How long will the Bishop's sermon be at the ceremony?
Over/Under 6 minutes and 30 seconds

Royal Wedding 2011 - Will an objection be raised to the marriage during the vows
Yes 100/1

Royal Wedding 2011 - Will Prince Harry Forget the Wedding Rings?
Yes 100/1

Royal Wedding 2011 - Will Kate Middleton jilt Prince William at the Alter?
Yes 500/1

Royal Wedding 2011 - How will the Royal Couple walk down the aisle after the ceremony?
Arm in Arm 1/20
Hand in Hand 15/1
Arms around waist 15/1
Other 15/1

Royal Wedding 2011 - How long will Prince William and Kate Middleton's first kiss be after they tie the knot?
0-3 Seconds 2/3
3.01-6 Seconds 7/5
6.01-10 Seconds 11/2
10.01 Seconds to 1 minute 25/1
Over 1 minute 250/1

Royal Wedding 2011 - How long will the Royal procession take to journey to Westminster Abbey?
Over/Under 20 minutes

Royal Wedding 2011 - What will be the estimated crowd number to line the route to Westminster Abbey?
Over/Under 3 million

Royal Wedding 2011 - What will be the total estimated Worldwide TV viewers of the wedding?
Over/Under 1.75 Billion

Royal Wedding 2011 - What will be the color of the first bikini shot on Honeymoon worn by Kate Middleton?
White 2/1
Black 5/2
Blue 5/1
Cream/Beige 6/1
Green 8/1
Red 8/1
Yellow 12/1
Any other color 2/1

Royal Wedding 2011 - Will the Bouquet be Caught or Dropped?
Caught -600
Dropped +400

Royal Wedding 2011 - When will Prince William and Kate Middleton's first have a child?
Before January 1st 2013 -120
After January 1st 2013 -120

Royal Wedding 2011 - Will Prince William and Kate Middleton's first child be a boy or a girl?
Boy -105
Girl -105

Royal Wedding 2011 - Will Prince William and Kate Middleton's first pregnancy result in twins?
Yes +2500 (25/1)
No -5000 (1/50)

Royal Wedding 2011 - Which couple will have a child first?
Prince William and Kate Middleton -120
Zara Phillips and Mike Tindall -120