Will Cam Newton spray folks with Cammy Cam Juice? Will the Jets faithful turn out en masse? Does anybody involved with, or interested in, tonight's NFL Draft festivities not qualify, in one way or another, as Mr. Irrelevant?

Discuss amongst yourselves while I watch a new Community and play a few rounds of "Find Annie's Boobs."

Good luck, Pat Devlin.

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You too, Ray Rice.

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