• Osama bin Laden, the "most wanted face of terrorism," is dead. Because you're probably not reading Deadspin for news on his capture and death, we'll just say that what this means for you is that college kids are acting extremely college-y, and that it allegedly puts a new pressure on the NFL and the players union to end the lockout in time for a commemorative game on September 11, the tenth anniversary of the 9/11 attacks.
• Even if sports seem kinda insignificant now, blah blah blah Mets, we're in the second round of the NBA playoffs. The Grizzlies easily defeated the Thunder, 114-10. Memphis dominated OKC in the post with what I guess might be considered a finesse big-man game: "We don't just throw the ball in there and try to bang, bang," Marc Gasol told reporters. Are you implying that Kendrick Perkins doesn't know finesse?