The Today ladies have picked up on boob-grabbing. They're calling it a "new trend," and Kathie Lee doesn't like it one bit but Hoda likes it fine as long as it's "your own little secret." KL's bottom line is that the "grabee" must enjoy the "grabber's grab" for a boob grab to be okay, which I'm pretty sure was a reference to Simone de Beauvoir's classic work, La Fin De Seins Accaparement.

We did not see this coming, but we are thrilled to have assisted in elevating the discourse over there.

EARLIER:
Dear Men: Please Stop Grabbing Our Boobs At Sporting Events. Sincerely, Women.
Dear Men: Grab Me! I'm There For The Taking! Sincerely, Boobs.