Here's your daily link to Dave McKenna's brilliant "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," which we'll be posting until Daniel Snyder's dumbass libel suit has a chromium-toothed alien erupt from its intestines.
Today, we return to our regularly scheduled content with a non-anti-Semitic Dan Snyder devil cartoon (see above) from today's Washington Examiner (via @holdenradio).
Yesterday, however, marked the advent of The Snydering, our satirical non-libelous Dan Snyder serialized fiction. I have received several reader-generated entries and will be assessing them carefully to select the next mini-chapter in the story. What I can say at first glance is that you are all very sick people. Very sick indeed. I should also clarify a few matters:
1.) For subsequent editions of The Snydering, you will have a 24-hour window to respond. There are, after all, only so many Dan Snyder-grand piano masturbatory scenes I can process.
2.) Anonymity. Should you want it, it is granted. Should you prefer a nom de plume, that also can be arranged. Just tell me what name you'd like to use.
3.) The Snydering will be a weekly concern, not a daily one. I will post the second edition of the story next week, and we'll go from there. On non-Snydering days, this space will contain the reliable non-fictional non-libelous coverage you've come to expect from We Are All Dave McKenna.
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