This Memorial Day Weekend, Don't Forget To Prepare For The Penis Inspector

As far as we know, this isn't real. Carlmont High (Calif.) students don't have to "ensure that their penises are clean and orderly," nor do they have to procure a friend's pubes if they have trimmed their own. It's a senior prank, and a well-executed one at that.

That being said, penis inspections are very real, youth of America. They just don't start until college, once you pledge a frat.

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Enjoy the long weekend. Your hosts will be Hickey, Dickey and Dorktern.