Well, okay, Cubs fans, you can either find some meaning in seeing fighter jets on a holiday remembering American soldiers, or you can be scared that Chicago somehow became the setting of a Will Smith movie come to life. Your choice.

But yes, you are entitled to one unambiguous emotion: unadulterated horror that Rodrigo Lopez is starting for your team. He gave up 10 hits and six runs in 4 2/3 innings of work.

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