So yeah, some guy hid in the receiving end of a Colorado yoga-festival Porta-Potty and up-peeped. This is the type of crime that should be told through animation, of course, and animation that concludes as if it was poetry: "A man covered in feces and cuts on his back and legs was seen fleeing the scene."

Peeping tom found in Porta-Potty in Colorado [YouTube]

Boulder Police search for porta potty 'Peeping Tom' [Fox31]