Atlantic City casino scourge Don Johnson (not to be confused with 80s-era TV scourge Don Johnson) must have seen the damage the Bruins did in the MGM Grand bar in Foxwoods recently. He must have burned with envy. For those of you unaware, Don Johnson has earned the dubious moniker of "The Champagne King" because he buys pricey bottles of bubbly in Vegas. But what he did in London this past weekend is rubbish. It's utter rubbish. You don't get to brag about your rock star friends and how hard you party, Don Johnson, when you produce an unseemly bar tab like this. Yeah, yeah, you spent $271,000 in one night at a club called One For One. Yeah, yeah. There are pictures of you spraying your foam on people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's the thing: You've got six drink orders on this tab and one of them is complimentary soda water. (Who's the mingy bastard what runs One For One?) This epic bar tab is bought. It ain't earned. Where's the hard crawl through jager-bombs and rusty nails? Where are the gallons of vomit-inducing liquor? There's no effort here. No heart. No story. Only rubbish, Don Johnson. Pure rubbish.
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