We know. The line to the ladies room is long. We sympathize. But still: ew ew ew.

We know little about Australia, and less about rugby league, but this fits in well with our preconceptions of both. This impatient woman stuck around after the final whistle of the third match in the State of Origin, the huge annual showdown between Queensland and New South Wales. From her kit, she's a fan of the winning Queensland side, and needed to see the celebration, beer-swollen bladded be damned. To the victor go the spoils. And soils.