Nick Gilbert, the breathing, five-foot talisman that charmed Cleveland to Kyrie Iring in May, wowed us with his snazzy enthusiasm at the lottery.

Turned out he has a tough disease and a cool story.

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Anyway, now you can purchase him in vinyl, courtesy of Fathead. (Cavs owner Dan Gilbert owns Fathead, which explains why you can buy a Nick Gilbert and not a LeBron James. Seriously.) You wouldn't want any other Cav, would you?

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All the profits are for charity, too, so you could spend it in worse ways. On Antawn Jamison's contract, for example.

Hat tip to Nathan.