Nick Gilbert, the breathing, five-foot talisman that charmed Cleveland to Kyrie Iring in May, wowed us with his snazzy enthusiasm at the lottery.
Turned out he has a tough disease and a cool story.
Anyway, now you can purchase him in vinyl, courtesy of Fathead. (Cavs owner Dan Gilbert owns Fathead, which explains why you can buy a Nick Gilbert and not a LeBron James. Seriously.) You wouldn't want any other Cav, would you?
All the profits are for charity, too, so you could spend it in worse ways. On Antawn Jamison's contract, for example.
Hat tip to Nathan.