This introduction video, via KCKRS, is perhaps the greatest semi-official compilation of cheap Canadian stereotypes known to man.
Toronto FC was in KC last night to play Sporting Kansas City—both are in something called Major League Soccer—and evidently KC's video department did not have the usual zip file of opposing team head shots for introductions.
So they had player photos that included Dudley Do-Right, Bob and Doug McKenzie, Justin Bieber, and a cup of Tim Horton's. Watch 'em above. They're funny. Canada's the worst.