This comes from something called Women's Professional Soccer, where Morgan and other members of the USWNT toil in obscurity during the four inter-Cup years. She's on the Western New York Flash—just like Marta, the Brazilian striker, our brief public enemy—and here, on Sunday, she scores while facing her own net to tie Boston, 2-2. Good stuff. The game ended in a draw, because that can happen in normal soccer.

Alex Morgan doesn't need to face the goal to score [Dirty Tackle]