It is, like, the least surprising thing in the world that this Yankee fan, who got hit in the face with a foul ball, is holding a BlackBerry. His collar is popped under his Yankees t-shirt. Ugh.

You wanna know how the spiritual health of baseball has deteriorated? Compare this footage with Jeffrey Maier in a similar spot (albeit in a different building) but 15 years ago.

Video via @MLB.