This Week In Unintentional-Dong Picture Submissions

Like images of Jesus on pancakes, toast and frying pans, reflections of the Virgin Mary in windows, or a Leprechaun sighting in an Alabama tree, dongs are all around us.

They're prominent when "Ben the Winemaker" grapples with his go-home-loveless Bachelorette scene (captured by Matt Klitscher/ABC).

This Week In Unintentional-Dong Picture Submissions

And serving as the "Bachelorette Rose Ceremony" itself. (H/T Lauren A.).

This Week In Unintentional-Dong Picture Submissions

They're on Dwyane Wade's dinner plate. (Sportress of Blogitude)

This Week In Unintentional-Dong Picture Submissions

Along Tropical Storm Emily's path. (Erica H)

This Week In Unintentional-Dong Picture Submissions

Molded into a "random corkboard in an Ogden, Utah bar bathroom." (Jason W)

This Week In Unintentional-Dong Picture Submissions

Serving as part of the answer of what tipster Joshua A. called a Jeopardy! "dong nut prop more like a mushroom tip."

This Week In Unintentional-Dong Picture Submissions

On images of what may be an alien craft on the bottom of the ocean. (Gizmodo)

This Week In Unintentional-Dong Picture Submissions

And, emerging green-screen style from the groin area of suited Oklahoma City News 9 weather presenter Matt Mahler. (The Lost Ogle)

Miracles in every way. Miracles everyday.