The 2011 Hater's Guide To The Top 25Drew Magary8/18/11 2:34pmFiled to: Balls DeepCollege FootballHater's guide to the top 25Hater's GuideNewsTop271EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkIt's that time of year again. Time to bust out the old roasting pan and say despicable, awful, horrible things about every team in the college football Top 25. Join me, won't you? Please note: The following guide contains words, which may be an issue for those of you who attend Auburn. As a safety precaution, I suggest you Auburn fans go back to watering plastic Christmas trees and trying to impregnate your girlfriends through the butthole. Keep trying! YOUR POOPBABY WILL TAKE ROOT AT SOME POINT!