Welcome back to Deleted Scenes. This space is now reserved for those scuzz-money entrepreneurs who've unsuccessfully tried to sell us prurient information. This is also where we'll run notable emails we've received from some of our readers. All emails are [sic]'d. Enjoy.
Price offered: $12.34
SUBJECT: Deleted Scenes Tip
Love the site guys! Daily read while killing time at work. Awesome stuff! Unlike most of these greedy d*bags, I could care less about compensation, I just wonder if you guys would give a rats testicle about the dirt. I used to work for SVC pharmacy (u do the math). I happen to know a certain high profile athlete with a penchant for sexploits and his possible prescription for preventing the gift that keeps on giving and rhymes with slurpees. DId I mention his ex might be popping the same pills? Don't know if you guys care or would want to hear more, but I dig the site enough that I though what the heck, I offer up a softball. Happy wednesday. Ciao.
You stay classy Daulerio,
I'll pay you $12.34 even. Just because.
Hahahaha. This is why I love reading Deleted Scenes, your shrewd negotiating cracks me up. Spend it on a 6-pack and treat somebody to some Guinness refreshments.
As a warning this info is dated, circa 2009 but at the time I happened to find via a customer search one Eldrick Woods & his wife (at the time) Elin both on prescription Valtrex 500mg, which per company website treats "Valacyclovir is used to treat herpes zoster (shingles) and genital herpes. It does not cure herpes infections but decreases pain and itching, helps sores to heal, and prevents new ones from forming."
Of course this was pre fire hydrant meets Escalade, which in hindsight only makes his adventures more interesting.
Makes you wonder, if his "sharing" prompted the tabloid confessions. Thanks for the reply and enjoy your weekend.
SUBJECT: Great pitcher
If David Roher is 51 from Vienna Va . He was a badass pitcher. — Ben
(Ed. Note. He's not.)
Danny McMurtrie: Am I the only one that thought Dickie's comment had absolutely nothing to do with the video and were just the highly personal rants of a 400 lb insignifi-cunt who for some reason feels he can hold ivy elitism despite going to columbia, the light beer of the ivies? (along with cornell) It was horribly written, rambling and for the most part incoherent.
Adrian Lehnen: some people are so ignorant it scares me. ... dickie is fat and spent most of his time in a basement. i have no problem bashing fellow alums. especially when they write a toolbag article like that.
I initially loved this site…brutal, sardonic, etc. But then came to realize it stands for something sadder in the vortex of our culture.
Quick point…how is this not authentic? Fun? Endearing? How could this silly league not be a blast if you are a young kid/young man? Does everything have to be shat upon in our society? How is this any different than softball leagues?? Or when we played whiffle ball leagues? We mimic our heroes? How do we differentiate? Is this place for them the Boston Gardens? Why shit on everything?
So I guess my failed attempts at the short story should be stopped because I pale in comparison to Hemmingway? Or horrific bloggers be stopped because they fail to be the next Hunter S….oh wait..that's your site.
This site is Kafkaesque dark…I guess you serve a niche..which I used to like…
Thanks for the Rant..help me understand…no really help me.
No diatribe from me; but I'm done. Figure out what you want deadspin to be. — Craig Stanley