Consider this your daily link to Dave McKenna's "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," but here it is again for good measure. We'll post this until Dan Snyder's dumbass libel suit is dosed with a few micrograms of polonium-210. (For those of you keeping track, this is "We Are All Dave McKenna CCVII.")
Today: the seventh installment of "The Snydering," our satirical, non-libelous Dan Snyder serial group fiction. Our author is a former Six Flags employee who has requested anonymity. He worked for the company before Snyder took over. In other words, he worked there before Snyder started hawking "official" Six Flags mattresses for $1,299 and ran the place into the ground. For more about "The Snydering" and how to play, please read this explanation.