Welcome back to Deleted Scenes. This space is now reserved for those scuzz-money entrepreneurs who've unsuccessfully tried to sell us prurient information. This is also where we'll run notable emails we've received from some of our readers. All emails are [sic]'d. Enjoy.
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First and foremost, Shia LeBouf has been masquerading around as a Daulerio impostor. Either that, or AJ is more of a fashion icon than any of us have cared to notice. (See Gawker.)
Second- I have two pictures of Jay Mariotti walking down the street in Santa Barbara... WITH A WOMAN! I would think that these are some how equivalent to photos of A-Rod with a known PED supplier (albeit much less interesting). But, it seems like passable deadspin "Wake up!" fodder. Interested? I'll do an even $5 for the pair (one is pretty lousy).
Done. I'll send you a Paypal request. It's been a pleasure. I threw in a picture of two chickens sumo-wrestling for good measure.
I'm sure you get tired of hearing this, but I love the site. I'm going to graduate school next year to study mass media and journalism, largely due to your site. Believe it or not. So, for what it's worth- Thanks for the memories, and for staying true to your readers. So, when I get my masters I'll send you my resumé. If you ever feel like giving a "young gun" any advice and have a conversation, give me a call.
Subject: That Kobe vid is older than dirt...
Subject: Chimera, Panacea
"Ric Flair, noted pro wrestler, is weighing his legal options against
Grantland, Bill Simmons' sports-prose panacea, after the site
published a long piece this week by Shane Ryan on Flair's legal
Grantland is not a panacea, that is, a talisman. Grantland is most
certainly a Chimera, a mythical monster that is an incoherent pastiche