I-Team: Who's The "Totally Single Virgin" Who Advertised Her Phone Number At Fenway Park Today?

Sometimes, investigative subjects make tracking them down an easy task for Deadspin's I-Team. Take Blonde with a Nearly Empty Beer and Dark Nail Polish, for instance. If you read the sign closely, you can see she was going for "Call me, I've never seen the Red Sox play before today." So don't read the sign closely.

We need to know her inspiration for creating a sign designed to drape over her neck and let the virginal-impression cards fall as they may. A good place to start: Dial 858.922.9955.

Oh, the Red Sox lost 11-4. Bad day for virginity.

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(H/T Brian R.)