Dwyane Wade, Chris Paul, And Carmelo Anthony Can't Dance

The trio was in China recently, where a few of the locals challenged them to a dance-off. According to this video, anyway, the best the three of them could do was to attempt a few lame ball-handling tricks, after which Chris Paul took the initiative by trying a couple of basic moves followed by a useful safety lesson.

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