It took just six seconds for Alyaksandr Pyotravich Hutar, goalkeeper extraordinaire for FC Bate Borisov, to look at his gloves after Lionel Messi scored the first of his two goals in UEFA Champions League play today. Because it was their fault, the whole perfectly bouncing the ball in front to serve one up for the greatest soccer player on earth like Baron Davis from a Kia.

Lionel Messi scores twice as Barcelona rout Bate Borisov [Guardian]