We can't decide whether or not the belligerent gallop-jog is funnier on loop, as you'll see above, or as a single belligerent gallop-jog, which can be seen here. But this woman definitely eats elliptical girls for breakfast. Our only regret is that the tipster, Marc, did not capture the moment when she "had the arms going as well" and then "hit the treadmill and learned from her mistake." Keep doing you, belligerent galloping lady.

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