Vikings defensive end Jared Allen got poked in the eye during the third quarter of yesterday's win over the Cardinals. The injury forced him to sit for several plays and to wear a visor to protect his face upon his return. But when Allen sacked Kevin Kolb in the fourth quarter, Chris Myers couldn't resist calling him a dick. And Myers' Fox broadcast partner, Tim Ryan, couldn't resist reacting pretty much the way the rest of us did.

(h/t to Diego and Mathew)