It dawns on me that we could play a game with two tentpoles of recent Chicago White Sox squads. We'll call the game "Guillen OR Pierzynski." Said the White Sox drink rally beer during games to get themselves going? (Pierzynski.) Went on a profane tirade after the White Sox lost to Bruce fucking Chen? (Guillen.) Got slapped by a Cubs catcher? (Pierzynski.) Kicked a Cubs catcher's mask while complaining? (Guillen.)
Per the Borg's press release:
Florida Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen will join ESPN as a Baseball Tonight analyst during the World Series. Guillen will appear on Baseball Tonight's pregame (7 p.m. ET) and postgame shows, joining host Karl Ravech and analysts John Kruk and Barry Larkin. He will also make appearances on SportsCenter.
The Dream Team is back together again!