This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Paul is a grad student down at Rice. He noticed this picture on the front page of the student newspaper, the Thresher.

"It seems the undergrads are getting geared up for their yearly 'Night of Decadence' Halloween party, which is basically a themed underwear party at one of the dorms. This year's theme is Harry Potter, and for whatever reason, there will be at least one 9-foot long, blue tallywhacker serving as a decoration for the event."

For whatever reason?

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

David V. caught this on Philly's ABC affiliate. "Jabba the Hutt?" he asked. "More like Jabba the Dong." Ain'therite?

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

From Oathless, via this link that Oathless sent in.

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Lutz hereby presents "Unintentional Big 12 footprint Dong."

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Dan F. notes that "even the kid is shrugging his shoulders as if to ask 'Why the hell did they attach the banana there?'"

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Cory T. was kind enough to send along a recipe. A recipe for "Bread Baking: Them Bones!" Looks scrumptious.

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Writes tipster/commenter/gentleman Telly, "This was taken at Casa Bonita this weekend. Yes, the Casa Bonita featured in South Park." Because South Park is real.

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Tipster Aaron Y. provides this photograph from the U. of Miami Law School parking lot. He calls it black-top dong. I call it a total shock that the U. of Miami teaches law.

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Meet Bryan in Minneapolis's dog Marilyn who "ate her food a bit too fast and when she threw it up, voila, it was a Throwup dong. I've got another picture of it without the dog if you want it." Pass. The dog holds the dongshot together.

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Mark M. shares this wonderfully named eatery in Lake Lure, NC.

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Elizabeth, M.D. sent this along without any comment.

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Kurt reports that "Zeus took his new chew toy and crafted it into a new shape." Because Zeus is a fucking deviant.

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

"Dave in the car" explains that "This is Scorpion, a foe of Spiderman. From one of my kid's early reader books. Pretty obvious what his super-villain power is. Mary Jane was never the same again.

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Jon from Lincoln, Cal. has a good friend who works as a kindergarten teacher; "one of her students drew a chicken. It appears she went the cock route instead."

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Please let Andrew C. take it from here: Pinkberry? More like Penisberry, amirite? /high fives self

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Clark "saw this guy wearing this Blackhawks shirt the other day. Is it just me or does that sternum look pretty phallic? I don't know if it warrants mentioning, but this picture was also taken in Beijing." Oh, Clark, of course it warrants mention, if only so we can figure out what the hell Kaner was doing in Beijing the other day. Besides ragin'.

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Paul K. recently received a VIP Key coupon from his neighborhood Albertsons grocer. "Looks more like a dong shaped coupon," Paul K. added, just to make it clear.

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

If Megan G. saw an unintentional dong in this Halloween hat — which she did — that's good enough.

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Writes tipster Brett, "Congestion and pressure indeed. America!!!!" All four exclamation points were his.

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Sam L. sent along this artwork from the wall at a local Mexican restaurant, aka corn cob dong. He also asked for a plug for his blog, which I found to be a little tacky, what with us all here in the pursuit of not fame, but unintentional dong.