We should only be so cynical about young love, but young love should only give itself so many insufferable personalized nicknames and offer so many reminders that the young people in question—the Wozz in "Wozzilroy" is 21 years old and the Ilroy is 22—hold the best and second-best world rankings in their respective sports. (McIlroy moved up to the No. 2 spot this past weekend.) One tweeted photo, we think, might be too many reminders.
That said, the true sign of enduring gender equality is surely McIlroy's willingness to hold a No. 2 in the air next to his superior girlfriend. Good for you, McIliacki.