At halftime of the East Carolina University-Southern Miss football game on Saturday, John Sieglinger of Raleigh bravely stormed the field wearing nothing but his manhood. Nothing unusual about a streaker down Carolina way. Sieglinger was charged with misdemeanor trespassing and misdemeanor indecent exposure. Nothing unusual about that either. On Tuesday, however, The East Carolinian student paper put unusually uncensored photos of Sieglinger's romp on its front page and on its website, which has resulted in much hand-wringing by university administrators. Come now. Come. This is the Internet Epoch. Some students put a streaker's dong on the front page. Lighten up. (Whoever signed off on that editorial decision might also consider applying for an internship here.)

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We learned of this journalistic feat from Jared Jackson, who used to be the sports editor at The East Carolinian. Jackson also sent us this video of the streaker, who appears to be an exceptionally nimble nudist: