The Saddest Sad Faces Of Sad Penn State BrosS

Bros, we must mourn. The greatest bro of all, Joe Paterno—whom one could affectionately refer to as Bro Paternbro—has been fired as head coach of PSU football. Life will never be the same, bros. Football will never be so pure again. Hang your head, remove your backwards New Era cap, and say a prayer with me, bros.

The Saddest Sad Faces Of Sad Penn State BrosS

Light a candle, bro. Do it directly in front of that AP photographer, though, bro.

The Saddest Sad Faces Of Sad Penn State Bros

Sing a fight song with me, bro.

The Saddest Sad Faces Of Sad Penn State Bros

You can even go falsetto, bro. It's a time of mourning.

The Saddest Sad Faces Of Sad Penn State Bros

Solidarity, bro.

The Saddest Sad Faces Of Sad Penn State Bros

Really impressive triceps, bro.

The Saddest Sad Faces Of Sad Penn State Bros

Sweet dramatic lighting, bro.

The Saddest Sad Faces Of Sad Penn State Bros

Is that T-shirt a size small? Respect, bro.

The Saddest Sad Faces Of Sad Penn State Bros

Hold me, bro.

The Saddest Sad Faces Of Sad Penn State BrosS

You're really good at heart symbols, bro.

The Saddest Sad Faces Of Sad Penn State Bros

Cool suit, bro.

The Saddest Sad Faces Of Sad Penn State Bros

Just let it out, bro.

The Saddest Sad Faces Of Sad Penn State Bros

I like how you color inside the lines, bro.

The Saddest Sad Faces Of Sad Penn State BrosS

Kind of seems like a waste of marker, bro.

The Saddest Sad Faces Of Sad Penn State Bros

I'm too sad to even text, bro.

The Saddest Sad Faces Of Sad Penn State Bros

You're my bro, bro.