Happy day-after-Thanksgiving, and thank you for spending your day off with Deadspin. In keeping with the holiday spirit, we're sharing our finest leftovers with our loved ones, you all. So throw these in the microwave and catch up on the best not-too-sportsy writing you may have missed from the year in Deadspin.
• The Confessions Of A Former Adolescent Puck Tease [January 27]
• The Loneliness Of The American College Transfer Student [February 17]
• Dead Wrestler Of The Week: "Macho Man" Randy Savage [May 23]
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