Your roundup of all the hottest hot-stove items of the day (and whatever shit Ken Rosenthal is throwing against the wall.) This is ... HOT FUCKING STOVE!!
• Jason Varitek's reign in Boston could be coming to an unceremonious, thanks to Kelly Shoppach.
• Mark Shapiro tweeted some soothing words to Indians Nation.
• Jeffrey Loria's spending spree continues! Aaron Rowand, who was last relevant in 2007, will don Miami Marlins/gay pride colors next season.
• That's just Johan Being Johan.
• Casey McGehee got sent to Pittsburgh as collateral damage of the Aramis Ramirez deal.