A reader has alerted of us of a rather specific No Strings Attached request on the New York City Craigslist, and because we're still in the holiday spirit here, we thought we'd pass along the posting on the off-chance that anyone out there might qualify.
This nice, anonymous lady ("30 y/o 5 foot 4 126 lbs with natural 36DD's and shave below daily") is looking for a dalliance with a Josh Elliott lookalike. Seriously: The only requirement she asks is that the man looks like Good Morning America anchor and SportsCenter survivor Josh Elliott. You don't even have to be single. If you resemble Josh Elliott, this lady wants to do you [sic'd]:
Do you look like Josh Elliott from Good Morning America?Married or single doesn't matter.... As long as you look like Josh Elliott is sought by this SWF 30 y/o 5 foot 4 126 lbs with natural 36DD's and shave below daily seeking for NSA regular encounters at my place > Your pics will get mine. Here is a pic of him
Gentlemen! If you look like Josh Elliott and live within traveling distance to Manhattan's Midtown, this is your chance. Head on over to Craigslist now.
(The real Josh Elliott was unavailable for comment.)