This Week In Unintentional Dong SubmissionsBrian Hickey1/17/12 9:30pmFiled to: GallerydongsUnintentional dongsNewstweet1EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink Nick S. is a space nerd, ok. He was surfing NASA.gov "for a new background for my desktop. After a few days, I realized my selection, the Reflection Nebula, looks like a schvantz of cosmic proportions. The dark part of the photo is a cold cloud of gas and cosmic dust so dense that it blocks all light. It also ejaculates stars." This explains why Bryzgalov has forgotten how to stop hockey pucks.