Things That Killed Joe Paterno, According To The Internet

"Penn State"
"that Penn State scandal"
"Onward State"
"ESPN ... with sensational journalism"
"The Media"
"Jerry Sandusky"
"the Board of Trustees and the media and Sandusky"
"You" (meaning Gov. Tom Corbett)
"The, 'Justice', system"
"being fired from his job and having his character assasinated"
"the stress associated with his sentencing and trial"
"broken heart"
"Rob Lowe"
"lung cancer"