Yes, Knicks insta-sensation Jeremy Lin shook John Wall with a nasty crossover last night, on his way to a highlight dunk against the Wizards. But the true measure of Linsanity comes from Washington's Maurice Evans, who sees No. 17 coming, takes a tentative slide step toward stopping him, then changes his mind and throws his body out of the picture, Patriots-against-Ahmad Bradshaw style. No one will ever mistake Maurice Evans for Kendrick Perkins, that's for sure. Don't miss Wall's open-armed gesture of exasperation at the clear-the-runway defense, the latest in his growing arsenal of incredulous-reaction moves. Wizards Basketball!
Jalopnik · Tom Scocca
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