This Weekend In Naked Barely-Legal Cowgirl Driving NewsS

"Meet Taylor Burnham. When Corpus Christi cops responded to a suspicious person call early Sunday, they spotted Burnham, 18, standing in an alleyway next to a Jeep Wrangler. The teenager was naked, except for a pair of cowboy boots. After spotting cops, Burnham hopped in the Jeep and took off at around 3:10 AM. She then led officers on a slow speed chase through a neighboring subdivision, where she drove on a sidewalk before coming to a stop." [TSG] (AJ doesn't get to have all the fun.)

Nude Cowgirl Leads Police on Chase [KRISTV]