The SEC is a wild place. We don't understand what goes on there, and perhaps we never will. Here is one exhibit, which The Birmingham News captured at the Alabama-Florida basketball game last night. The 14th-ranked Gators won, 61-52. Rightly concerned reader Aaron emailed the photo to us. This young man terrifies us.
Apparently he is Jackson Blankenship, a freshman at Alabama. One must credit the young man with this: He flaunts what he's got. On Twitter, he notes that he's been "publicly embarrassing himself since 1992." Classic Blankenship.
If you would like to see more of his oeuvre, consider the below photo from Alabama-Ole Miss a little over a week ago. It is only slightly less terrifying.