Late in the first half of last night's 104-88 Suns win over the Wizards, JaVale McGee—The Best Thing In The NBA—suffered that most unkindly of cuts (though, mercifully, exactly how it happened isn't explicitly clear).

While McGee had to leave the game in search of, one figures, an ice bag, he managed to return in the second half and put up a typically-McGeesian score line. [NBA]