The Ten People Who Followed Darren Rovell's Daughter On Twitter Before Darren Rovell Did: A Slideshow

Think of these people what you will, but you'll never be able to say they did not have the wherewithal to follow Twitter aficionado Darren Rovell's hours-old daughter Harper before he thought to follow her.

Like CNBC news assistant/social media guy Steve Kopack, who managed to stake FIRST claim. Bravo, Kopack. You're as swift as you are handsome.

The Ten People Who Followed Darren Rovell's Daughter On Twitter Before Darren Rovell Did: A Slideshow

The runner-up is Coco, who recently Tweeted, "@HerrOwley I'll be there;) und SG auch..ev. Sogar 3 Tage."

The Ten People Who Followed Darren Rovell's Daughter On Twitter Before Darren Rovell Did: A Slideshow

Shari Foreman noted, "wow, my new 'niece' got an amazing shout out!! '@lancearmstrong: Congrats to Mr and Mrs @darrenrovell on their new arrival!!'"

The Ten People Who Followed Darren Rovell's Daughter On Twitter Before Darren Rovell Did: A Slideshow

Eli Langer: "@brad_wolff You can follow CNBC at pinterest.com/cnbcpins/ First 500 followers make our S&P (Start & Pin) 500 board! ;-)"

The Ten People Who Followed Darren Rovell's Daughter On Twitter Before Darren Rovell Did: A Slideshow

Matt Goldberg's lone Tweet reads, "@MarkArum Strawberry jelly on a CFA biscuit is AWESOME! You've gotta try it...sweet and savory at the same time. I promise you'll love it"

The Ten People Who Followed Darren Rovell's Daughter On Twitter Before Darren Rovell Did: A Slideshow

Gabe Goldberg seems to be a bit of a smack talker: "How bout that @SethDavisHoops sill don't think the Hoosiers should be ranked?"

The Ten People Who Followed Darren Rovell's Daughter On Twitter Before Darren Rovell Did: A Slideshow

Writes Mary Catherine, "@carney all the cool kids are doing it. you should dedicate an entire board to tom & jerry's."

The Ten People Who Followed Darren Rovell's Daughter On Twitter Before Darren Rovell Did: A Slideshow

Ivan the K is more politically minded than Harper's other early followers: "The hanging chads are now electronic."

The Ten People Who Followed Darren Rovell's Daughter On Twitter Before Darren Rovell Did: A Slideshow

Ninth-place Nick is Harper's first blocked-account follower.

The Ten People Who Followed Darren Rovell's Daughter On Twitter Before Darren Rovell Did: A Slideshow

And last but not least is soap-opera fetishist Gennine Kelly, who recently Tweeted, "In 1985 I would have yelled Jack Wagner — '@hollywoodnews: ‘Dancing with the Stars' new cast revealed http://bit.ly/yy6Gx6 Hollywood News'"

(H/T Nick C.)