Here's every goal in Bahrain's 10-0 thumping of Indonesia, which was already fielding a bunch of junior players due to internal suspensions. Indonesia's goalkeeper was sent off in the third minute, and the floodgates opened.

Bahrain came into play 9 goals back of Qatar in their World Cup qualifying group, so naturally FIFA has opened a "routine" investigation. But whatever bribe Bahrain may or may not have paid, Qatar has more oil. They drew their match with Iran on an 83rd minute score, dashing Bahrain's hopes.