Free Willy 2 Features An Unexpected Co-Star: The Week In Unintentional Dong SubmissionsS

Welcome back to best almost-dong feature on the internet. Today we've got some new interpretations, along with some classics. Up first, thanks to @sadbasementtalk, we have Time Warner's synopsis of Free Willy 2. As always, be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department.

Free Willy 2 Features An Unexpected Co-Star: The Week In Unintentional Dong SubmissionsS

Reader Anthony provides this dong-shaped bush from central Pennsylvania. It's a metaphor for central Pennsylvania. Dongs surrounded by nothingness.

Free Willy 2 Features An Unexpected Co-Star: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Matt chimes in with this monstrosity. As he says, "This 8-penis rooster says bukaka-doodle-do."

Free Willy 2 Features An Unexpected Co-Star: The Week In Unintentional Dong SubmissionsS

Here's a satellite imaging of California's Salton Sea-dong. It's close—quick "Baseball! Grandma! Courtney Love!" Thanks to Bryan for perusing satellite images from 1985.

Free Willy 2 Features An Unexpected Co-Star: The Week In Unintentional Dong SubmissionsS

This athlete-signature-as-dong thing has got more legs than I though. Here's Eric Decker's John Hancock thanks to Cameron.

Free Willy 2 Features An Unexpected Co-Star: The Week In Unintentional Dong SubmissionsS

Chad sends in this double-sided dong masquerading as a smile. Say cheese.

Free Willy 2 Features An Unexpected Co-Star: The Week In Unintentional Dong SubmissionsS

Gregory and Google team up for this "mini massage roller."

Free Willy 2 Features An Unexpected Co-Star: The Week In Unintentional Dong SubmissionsS

I'll be honest here. I only included this one because the sender goes only by "Hotboy Soup" and I wanted to, for once, be able to write "Hotboy Soup" without it seeming totally out of place. So, thank you, Hotboy Soup.

Free Willy 2 Features An Unexpected Co-Star: The Week In Unintentional Dong SubmissionsS

John provides us with a picture of his wife's meal from Chili's, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that you should never bring your wife to Chili's.

Free Willy 2 Features An Unexpected Co-Star: The Week In Unintentional Dong SubmissionsS

Here's a children's play area from a mall in China in which this frog may soon regret some if its life choices. Many thanks to Jonathan for submitting.

Free Willy 2 Features An Unexpected Co-Star: The Week In Unintentional Dong SubmissionsS

Nature's majesty on full display again. Josh snapped this towering ode to virility at Arches National Park.

Free Willy 2 Features An Unexpected Co-Star: The Week In Unintentional Dong SubmissionsS

Olympic rowers will be performing in this aquadong come the London Olympics, according to reader Nicholas.

Free Willy 2 Features An Unexpected Co-Star: The Week In Unintentional Dong SubmissionsS

Good ol' weather dong. You'll always be my number one guy. Thanks for the reminder, Rick.

Free Willy 2 Features An Unexpected Co-Star: The Week In Unintentional Dong SubmissionsS

Reader Scott provides this throbbing member of his local coffee shop.

Free Willy 2 Features An Unexpected Co-Star: The Week In Unintentional Dong SubmissionsS

And finally, another favorite, the carrot dong. Shane provides this ribbed-for-someone's-pleasure edition complete with what appears to be some pre-carrot.