The Entire Kingdome Visitors' Dugout Is Available On eBay

If you have $7,500 burning a hole in your pocket, 80 uninterrupted feet of unused wall space, and a wife you're not that attached to, this might be the perfect eBay auction for you. The original Kingdome visitors' dugout is up for sale, for anyone who wants to sit in the assprints of all the great MLB players who didn't play for the Mariners.

Drawbacks? Yeah, a couple. "These benches have been stored outdoors for the past 5 years so the wood on the benches themselves are not perfect." Oh, and shipping's your problem. Hope you have a forklift and a flatbed truck out back.

[eBay, via Reddit]