The latest issue of ESPN The Magazine contains a feature by Mark Schlabach about college football's marijuana "problem." It is, as we've noted, one of the most useless sports-and-drugs stories ever committed to paper. But not entirely useless! The video above provides step-by-step instructions for turning your copy of ESPN The Magazine into a working pipe, using only a handful of readily available supplies. That's right: You can smoke your pot right off Mark Schlabach's prepositions. Happy toking, everyone.